Speaking to a service monkey a few minutes ago with a strong Indian accent.
Quite helpful, but lacked real knowledge, etc.
I asked where he was located, in India perhaps?
"Sorry Sir, I cannot tell you this for security reasons".
What bull sh.t!

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Thomas 'bacco|007' Baxter - 10 Oct 2004 09:43 GMT
> I asked where he was located, in India perhaps?
>
> "Sorry Sir, I cannot tell you this for security reasons".
Shoulda asked him about the cricket

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Rod Speed - 10 Oct 2004 09:50 GMT
> Speaking to a service monkey a few minutes ago with a strong Indian accent.
> Quite helpful, but lacked real knowledge, etc.
> I asked where he was located, in India perhaps?
> "Sorry Sir, I cannot tell you this for security reasons".
> What bull sh.t!
He says the same thing about your racism, too.
John Phillips - 10 Oct 2004 10:04 GMT
> He says the same thing about your racism, too.
Speak for yourself, Roddles.

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Rod Speed - 10 Oct 2004 19:17 GMT
>> He says the same thing about your racism, too.
> Speak for yourself, Roddles.
Even a drug trafficer should be able to do better than that pathetic effort, child.
John Phillips - 10 Oct 2004 21:07 GMT
>> Speak for yourself, Roddles.
> Even a drug trafficer should be able to do better than that pathetic effort, child.
Pity you compare all others to your low standards, Roddles.

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Rod Speed - 10 Oct 2004 22:07 GMT
>>> Speak for yourself, Roddles.
>
>> Even a drug trafficer should be able to do better than that pathetic effort, child.
>
> Pity you compare all others to your low standards, Roddles.
Even a drug trafficer should be able to do better than that pathetic effort, child.
Jeremy Quirke - 10 Oct 2004 10:53 GMT
> > Speaking to a service monkey a few minutes ago with a strong Indian accent.
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> He says the same thing about your racism, too.
What's racist about that? I thought you of all people would know not to
throw that word around when it doesn't apply.
Rod Speed - 10 Oct 2004 19:44 GMT
>> John Phillips <flatulentdingo@deadspam.com> wrote
>>> Speaking to a service monkey a few
>>> minutes ago with a strong Indian accent.
>>> Quite helpful, but lacked real knowledge, etc.
>>> I asked where he was located, in India perhaps?
>>> "Sorry Sir, I cannot tell you this for security reasons".
>>> What bull sh.t!
>> He says the same thing about your racism, too.
> What's racist about that?
Monkeys are a race, stupid.
> I thought
Obvious lie.
John Phillips - 10 Oct 2004 21:07 GMT
> Monkeys are a race, stupid.
in which case you must be losing the race, Roddles.

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Rod Speed - 10 Oct 2004 22:08 GMT
>> Monkeys are a race, stupid.
>
> in which case you must be losing the race, Roddles.
Even a drug trafficer should be able to do better than that pathetic effort, child.
Albinus - 12 Oct 2004 05:18 GMT
> Even a drug trafficer
Just realised the above statement was said by someone with the surname
"Speed" ;-)
Albinus.
Rod Speed - 12 Oct 2004 06:28 GMT
>> Even a drug trafficer
>
> Just realised the above statement was said by someone with the surname "Speed"
> ;-)
Down, child.
Albinus - 12 Oct 2004 06:39 GMT
> Down, child.
Yes Sir - at least I didn't get told to "Shove my head up a dead bear's
arse" |-)
Albinus.
John Phillips - 12 Oct 2004 08:26 GMT
> Yes Sir - at least I didn't get told to "Shove my head up a dead bear's
> arse" |-)
Never fear, that is on the way.

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Rod Speed - 12 Oct 2004 10:23 GMT
>> Down, child.
> Yes Sir - at least I didn't get told to "Shove my head up a dead bear's arse"
> |-)
Too many dead bears complained.
Jeremy Quirke - 14 Oct 2004 08:02 GMT
> > Down, child.
>
> Yes Sir - at least I didn't get told to "Shove my head up a dead bear's
> arse" |-)
>
> Albinus.
Yes nothing quite like being told that over the phone. I should have
recorded it :)
guruvee - 12 Oct 2004 09:43 GMT
i think nokia customer service are based in malaysia.. but there's lots of
indians in that country
> Speaking to a service monkey a few minutes ago with a strong Indian
> accent.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> What bull sh.t!
Charlie Wong - 13 Oct 2004 09:09 GMT
>Speaking to a service monkey a few minutes ago with a strong Indian accent.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
>What bull sh.t!
Yes. I just spoke to a useless monkey at Nokia. Just about to send a
fax to:
Nokia Australia Pty Ltd
19 Harris St
Pyrmont NSW 2009
Australia Tel: +61-2-9429-9000
Fax: +61-2-9429-9999
a_dude - 19 Oct 2004 05:00 GMT
always, say that you are recording the conversation for legal purposes and
watch them hang up quicker than they can j.rk off...
cheers ;)
> Speaking to a service monkey a few minutes ago with a strong Indian
> accent.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> What bull sh.t!
Craig's WebRing Management Account - 23 Oct 2004 12:46 GMT
>Speaking to a service monkey a few minutes ago with a strong Indian accent.
Any bet he was at a call centre in India!
http://www.hereticweb.org/smelstra/telstracallcentre.mp3
will help explain the situation. 8-)
>I asked where he was located, in India perhaps?
>"Sorry Sir, I cannot tell you this for security reasons".
>What bull sh.t!
Yes indeed! It it bullshite and any call-centre operator being genuine about
who they represent is required to tell you where they are if you ask, and if
they don't, you are probably not talking to the right person.

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Rod Speed - 24 Oct 2004 01:52 GMT
>>Speaking to a service monkey a few minutes ago with a strong Indian accent.
>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
>>What bull sh.t!
> Yes indeed! It it bullshite and any call-centre operator being genuine about
> who they represent is required to tell you where they are if you ask,
Wrong.
> and if they don't, you are probably not talking to the right person.
Not a f.cking clue.
Michael - 24 Oct 2004 11:52 GMT
> > Yes indeed! It it bullshite and any call-centre operator being genuine about
> > who they represent is required to tell you where they are if you ask,
>
> Wrong.
Required by the company, not by law.
Rod Speed - 24 Oct 2004 20:19 GMT
>>> Yes indeed! It it bullshite and any call-centre operator being genuine about
>>> who they represent is required to tell you where they are if you ask,
>> Wrong.
> Required by the company, not by law.
Varys with the company.
Michael - 26 Oct 2004 10:11 GMT
> >>> Yes indeed! It it bullshite and any call-centre operator being genuine about
> >>> who they represent is required to tell you where they are if you ask,
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Varys with the company.
I actually agree |-)