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Cellular Phone Forum / Country Specific / Australian Group / September 2007Alan Parkington FAQ
Who or What is Alan Parkington? Alan Parkington is an entirely modern phenomenon. Essentially, Alan Parkington is an gutless individual who has discovered he can 'enhance' his pitiful existence by pretending to be a Telstra related employee, thus giving context to his pathetic copy-pasting of Telstra press-releases and related diarrhea from 'now we are talking'. Alan Parkington was formerly known as 'Professor James Bell' and 'James Bell', before the REAL James Bell came on the scene and raped him hard up the arse like the cheap TLS whore he is - Alan loved every minute of it. Why is Alan Parkington worth a FAQ? To inform you of this fuckwit of an individual. Alan certainly copy-pastes a lot of Telstra bullshit here. Why is that? Alan has no capacity for self-thought, other than being a Telstra sycophant. The best it can manage is copy-pasting from various sources and breaking copyright in doing so. Truly un-Australian behavior. Alan has no friends in real life, and was abused as a child. He also suffers from a mild case of down syndrome. A specially made keyboard with only CTRL, C and V was designed so this retarded fuckwit of an individual could enjoy the world of the internets, albeit slightly limited in function. But maybe Alan Parkington is a very clever and knowledgeable person? Nup. Incapable of self-thought. But maybe Alan really is an expert in some areas? Nope. Alan's only expert area is in getting his posts ripped to bits by Rod Speed, or anybody else with a clue. If Alan was a Jap, he would of disemboweled himself long ago - and made one hell of a mess. What is Alan Parkington's main modus operandi? Troll. A piss-poor one at that. But why do so many people respond to Alan in turn? Essentially Alan is a agent for SingTel Optus, as his posts do nothing but stir hate towards Telstra to fever pitch. Every post by Alan Parkington has been a direct copy-paste of a Telstra press release, which has then been bit-for-bit picked apart to the pack of lies, factually incorrect statements and bullshit that they are. Are you saying that Alan Parkington is a Troll? Kinda, but giving 'Alan' the troll label is a unwarranted complement. A good troll requires thought to create misleading/slightly factually incorrect posts to cause a response. Alan couldn't troll his way out of a wet paper bag. What is the best way to handle Alan Parkington? Tear his posts to bits, kill file or DDoS his bigpond cable IP so he gets shaped or has to pay $15,000 GB in excess to Telstra - He'd love doing that, afterall. > Who or What is Alan Parkington? > [quoted text clipped - 59 lines] > gets shaped or has to pay $15,000 GB in excess to Telstra - He'd love > doing that, afterall. Ha ha! Spot on! > Alan Parkington was formerly known as 'Professor James Bell' and 'James > Bell', before the REAL James Bell came on the scene James Bell is a colleague of mine. He has the same mind set. In fact, in one of James' earlier posts in this group, he announced how T3 Shares were going to 'boom'. In fact if you had taken his advice, you would now be sitting on a MASSIVE profit. He taught for several years at Sydney Uni so is entitled to use the Professor moniker but usually chooses not to. James was far more involved in aus.tv in earlier days. I have been involved in the telco industry in Australia for many years, and count people like Paul Budde as contemporaries. Re the "$15,000GB Charge" - I, like most intelligent people, am on a Bigpond Liberty account so no excess fees. In fact, my bill is less than it would be with any other ISP, including a low-cost low-service model like Internode. >> Alan Parkington was formerly known as 'Professor James Bell' and >> 'James Bell', before the REAL James Bell came on the scene [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Shares were going to 'boom'. In fact if you had taken his advice, you > would now be sitting on a MASSIVE profit. > He taught for several years at Sydney Uni so is entitled to use the Professor moniker but usually chooses not to. Not a f.cking clue, as always. > with any other ISP, including a low-cost low-service model like Internode. Internode offer far higher service then Telstra.  SignatureRussell Wood <http://www.dynode.net/~rjw/> > Internode offer far higher service then Telstra. Really? So what unmetered content do internode offer? Modem Cost: BP $0, internode from $129 Direct Debit forced? BP - No, Internode - Yes Change of Plan Fee? BP - $0, Internode $20 >> Internode offer far higher service then Telstra. > > Really? So what unmetered content do internode offer? http://www.internode.on.net/content/index.htm , you terminal fuckwit. > Modem Cost: BP $0, internode from $129 > Direct Debit forced? BP - No, Internode - Yes > Change of Plan Fee? BP - $0, Internode $20 Irrelevant when you factor in the piss poor value and cost of PigPond plans which constituents THE ongoing cost, you terminal fuckwit. >>> Internode offer far higher service then Telstra. >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Irrelevant when you factor in the piss poor value and cost of PigPond > plans which constituents THE ongoing cost, you terminal fuckwit. Rubbish. I;m happy to show the workings as to how BP is around $450 cheaper over a two year deal than Internode.. >>>> Internode offer far higher service then Telstra. >>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Rubbish. I;m happy to show the workings as to how BP is around $450 cheaper > over a two year deal than Internode.. Show us your calculations then, fuckwit. >> Rubbish. I;m happy to show the workings as to how BP is around $450 >> cheaper over a two year deal than Internode.. > > Show us your calculations then, fuckwit. OK.. BigPond 12 months half price offer, 12GB Liberty plan, 1.5 Megabit (12*34.97)+(12*69.95) = 1,259.04 (Free modem, Free setup, no direct debit force, 3 free line filters) Internode 10GB Home ADSL Plan, (direct debit or credit card only)1.5 Megabit from http://www.internode.on.net/adsl/pricing/home.php Service Fee 129 New Modem 129 Line Filer 19 24*59.95 = 1,715.80 >>> Rubbish. I;m happy to show the workings as to how BP is around $450 >>> cheaper over a two year deal than Internode.. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Line Filer 19 > 24*59.95 = 1,715.80 It's 54.95/month, fuckwit. Learn to read. Modems can be got for a lot less than $129, fuckwit. Result: Pittance difference in price. Yet Internode still absolutely sh.ts on Telstra for quality and value of resulting broadband. 100% Australian owned as well. >>>> Rubbish. I;m happy to show the workings as to how BP is around $450 >>>> cheaper over a two year deal than Internode.. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > sh.ts on Telstra for quality and value of resulting broadband. 100% > Australian owned as well. By the way, $1,259.04 for 12GB counted both ways, and 1.5 Megabit is piss-f.cking poor value considering you can get better value ADSL2+ from a plentora of other true-Australian providers. Sitting pretty here on 18mbit/sec, 20GB with a total costing over the last 24 months of $1253.80 (in Modem). Thank you iiNet. f.ck you Alan Parkington yet again. > Sitting pretty here on 18mbit/sec, 20GB with a total costing over the last > 24 months of $1253.80 (in Modem). Thank you iiNet. f.ck you Alan > Parkington yet again. Really? Looking at the iinet page here: http://www.iinet.net.au/products/broadband/plans.html You either have it bundled, or you pay $69.95 per month for 10GB+10GB plus $69 (min) for the modem. You do the sums, chum. >> Sitting pretty here on 18mbit/sec, 20GB with a total costing over the last >> 24 months of $1253.80 (in Modem). Thank you iiNet. f.ck you Alan [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > You either have it bundled, or you pay $69.95 per month for 10GB+10GB plus > $69 (min) for the modem. You do the sums, chum. They have various deals at various times. What's posted on the website is completely and utterly f.cking irrelevant to what I pay/paid. >>> Sitting pretty here on 18mbit/sec, 20GB with a total costing over the >>> last 24 months of $1253.80 (in Modem). Thank you iiNet. f.ck you Alan [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > They have various deals at various times. What's posted on the website > is completely and utterly f.cking irrelevant to what I pay/paid. By the way fucwkit, Bigpond ADSL2+ is at least $89.95 month for anything usable ($59.95 for 600MB? Is this f.cking 1991?), with your little gay deal that's at least $1619.1 minimum over 24 months. So essentially, you get ADSL2+ and double the quota (especially when you factor in uploads) from the competition, for the price of piss-weak ADSL2 on Telstra. >>> Sitting pretty here on 18mbit/sec, 20GB with a total costing over the >>> last 24 months of $1253.80 (in Modem). Thank you iiNet. f.ck you Alan [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > They have various deals at various times. What's posted on the website > is completely and utterly f.cking irrelevant to what I pay/paid. By the way fucwkit, Bigpond ADSL2+ is at least $89.95 month for anything usable ($59.95 for 600MB? Is this f.cking 1991?), with your little gay deal that's at least $1619.1 minimum over 24 months. So essentially, you get ADSL2+ and double the quota (especially when you factor in uploads) from the competition, for the price of piss-weak ADSL1 on Telstra. > By the way fucwkit, Bigpond ADSL2+ is at least $89.95 month for anything > usable ($59.95 for 600MB? Is this f.cking 1991?), with your little gay > deal that's at least $1619.1 minimum over 24 months. Actually if you could read, you would see http://my.bigpond.com/internetplans/broadband/adsl/plansandoffers/default.jsp the price is 69.95 for a 1.5Megabit connection per month. (as i said in the first place) Obviously you cannot comprehend a simple chart, do your parents know you are on the net? >> By the way fucwkit, Bigpond ADSL2+ is at least $89.95 month for anything >> usable ($59.95 for 600MB? Is this f.cking 1991?), with your little gay [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Obviously you cannot comprehend a simple chart, do your parents know you are > on the net? Why pay for 1.5 megabit dialup when you can get ADSL2+ for the same or lesser price from the competition, fuckwit. > They have various deals at various times. What's posted on the website is > completely and utterly f.cking irrelevant to what I pay/paid. In other words, you cannot prove any of your crap. >> They have various deals at various times. What's posted on the website is >> completely and utterly f.cking irrelevant to what I pay/paid. > > In other words, you cannot prove any of your crap. Sitting pretty here on 18mbit/sec, 20GB with a total costing over the last 24 months of $1253.80 (in Modem). Thank you iiNet. f.ck you Alan Parkington yet again. >>>>> Rubbish. I;m happy to show the workings as to how BP is around $450 >>>>> cheaper over a two year deal than Internode.. [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > last 24 months of $1253.80 (in Modem). Thank you iiNet. f.ck you Alan > Parkington yet again. Yeah, and iiNet are good service-wise. After my abortive attempt to sign up with the useless internode, i got a dialup account from iiNet - no drama at all. I was online almost immediately and there's never been a hiccup. I'm looking forward to being able to get ADSL from them one day. > Internode offer far higher service then Telstra. That certainly isn't hard to achieve! For a start many ISP's don't charge for uploads like Tel$tra does. SignatureThe views I present are that of my own and NOT of any organisation I may belong to. 73 de Simon, VK3XEM. <http://web.acma.gov.au/pls/radcom/client_search.client_lookup?pCLIENT_NO=157452> > For a start many ISP's don't charge for uploads like Tel$tra does. Actually, all new Optus 'fusion' plans count uploads, and also just announced all new AAPT ADSL2 plans will count uploads also. Bigpond was just the first to do this.. > Actually, all new Optus 'fusion' plans count uploads, and also just > announced all new AAPT ADSL2 plans will count uploads also. Bigpond was just > the first to do this.. They are PISS POOR value too considering uploads are counted. SignatureThe views I present are that of my own and NOT of any organisation I may belong to. 73 de Simon, VK3XEM. <http://web.acma.gov.au/pls/radcom/client_search.client_lookup?pCLIENT_NO=157452> > Simon Templar <usenet@vk3xem.net> wrote >> For a start many ISP's don't charge for uploads like Tel$tra does. > Actually, all new Optus 'fusion' plans count uploads, and also just > announced all new AAPT ADSL2 plans will count uploads also. All the the rest of the ISPs that dont, qualifys as MANY, fuckwit. > Bigpond was just the first to do this.. Just another of your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasys. >> with any other ISP, including a low-cost low-service model like >> Internode. > > Internode offer far higher service then Telstra. Ha ha. Internode are almost worse than telstra, i reckon! Their customer service is certainly bollocks! For a start, you can't even sign up for an account online - how neanderthal is that??? You have to *fax* a bloody application form!!! I tried to sign up for a dialup accont with them three months ago (sadly there's no ADSL here yet - until OPEL get going, that is) and it was a complete fuckup from start to finish. I ended up cancelling it and they still sent me some stupid SMS with my account details. So i had to email them and threaten them with fair trading if they took any money off me. Completely useless - second only to tel$cum! >>> with any other ISP, including a low-cost low-service model like >>> Internode. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > Completely useless - second only to tel$cum! Oh, i just remembered... Their poxy VOIP internal phone system wasn't working properly at the time, either. I tried phoning them to sort all this nonsense out - and it just kept dropping out on me. It was impossible to get through to them - over several days. That was part of the reason why i cancelled. If they can't even run a phone system, they're not likely to be able to run an internet service either. >>>> with any other ISP, including a low-cost low-service model like >>>> Internode. [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > the reason why i cancelled. If they can't even run a phone system, > they're not likely to be able to run an internet service either. Yeah, f.ck any of those ISP based VoIP products. I do admit though that iiNet's VoIP product is absolute ROCK solid. In fact more rock solid than my Telstra PSTN line given it didn't work the other day, but my ADSL still did, but the call costs ain't cheap in comparison to external providers with iiNetPhone (or NodePhone or whatever it's called). I'm with Mynetfone - 10c Australia wide, fantastic quality, never had downtime in months. Love it. Slashed my phone bill to absolute bits. *checks TLS share price* ... hrmm.. Going down I see! >>>>> with any other ISP, including a low-cost low-service model like >>>>> Internode. [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Yeah, f.ck any of those ISP based VoIP products. I was actually talking about their office phone system. Their PABX appears to be some VOIP crap that doesn't work properly - undoubtedly due to their incompetence in installing a suitable system and/or administering it. > I do admit though that > iiNet's VoIP product is absolute ROCK solid. In fact more rock solid [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I'm with Mynetfone - 10c Australia wide, fantastic quality, never had > downtime in months. Love it. Slashed my phone bill to absolute bits. I agree. I've only got dialup at the moment, but i've still got an account with mynetfone (among several others). I never had a single problem with them. As soon as we get the OPEL broadband system out here, i'll be back on internet telephony! Must be a team leader by that description. > Who or What is Alan Parkington? > [quoted text clipped - 58 lines] > shaped or has to pay $15,000 GB in excess to Telstra - He'd love doing > that, afterall. |
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