Alan Poxington <w.nker@iarseaustralia.com.au> wrote
> From
> http://www.itwire.com/content/view/18785/1095/
> BigPond head honcho Justin Milne
That w.nker.
> has delivered the most convincing picture I have yet seen of Telstra's media comms abilities and ambitions and it
> reinforces what I have been saying for years:
You need to get out more, child.
> Telstra is uniquely positioned
Pigs arse it is.
> because it is such a powerful player in so many overlapping, and converging, technologies, services and markets.
Pigs arse it is.
> Milne was addressing the 55th International Advertising Festival in Cannes.
Wota jaunt.
> Some of what he said was new,
Nope, zero, nada, ziltch.
> some not,
All not, actually.
> but the bringing together was impressive,
Only for pathetic little w.nkers like you.
> and for Telstra's competitors, I suspect more than a little frightening.
Only in your pathetic little drug crazed fantasyland, child.
> Milne opened with a video.
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans, child.
> I was not there
Yeah, no one is actually stupid enough to give you a jaunt like that.
> so I don't know what was in it.
Aw, poor widdle diddums...
If it was any good, Telstra would have it available on bigpong, fuckwit.
> The significant thing is that, as Milne said: "the presentation was not outsourced. It was produced in-house by our
> own people in our own studios.
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans, child.
> It might seem strange that a telco has that capability.
Nope, not with fuckwits as stupid as Telstra it aint.
> But it's an example of the things you need to be good at
You dont know that they are, fuckwit.
> - if you're going to become a 'media-comms' company."
Thanks for that completely superfluous proof that you have never ever had a f.cking clue.
> Milne defined a media comms company as one that has the content, the networks to distribute it and the intelligent
> systems needed to deliver the right content to the right customer at just the right moment.
Wota f.cking w.nker...
> Telstra has all these attributes in spades,
Only in your pathetic little drug crazed fantasyland, child.
> and while its' debatable
Cant even punctuate properly.
> whether a media-comms company needs to have its own studios,
Must be one of those rocket scientist fuckwit children.
> it's yet another example of just how all pervasive Telstra has become.
Only in your pathetic little drug crazed fantasyland, child.
> BigPond of course is Australlia's largest ISP
You quite sure you aint one of those rocket scientist fuckwit children ?
> (by now it has probably passed the 50 percent retail share mark
Nope.
> (a milestone that Milne foreshadowed earlier this year .
Pity it hasnt happened. You can be completely confident
that he'd be shrieking to the rooftops if it had, fuckwit.
> But also, thanks to its exclusive sport, movies, music and games content it is according to Milne, one of Australia's
> biggest online publishers.
It would be a f.cking sight more surprising if it wasnt, fuckwit.
> Not only that, it is a not inconsiderable live broadcaster.
It would be a f.cking sight more surprising if it wasnt, fuckwit.
> "In sport, we have exclusive new media rights for three of the country's most popular sports.
Bigpong doesnt, fuckwit.
> We broadcast live events, highlights packages, extensive statistics and all the information demanded by sports fans.
Bigpong doesnt, fuckwit.
> We operate three web TV channels including one that, on weekends, broadcasts 18 hours live from our own studios" Milne
> said.
Pity its pure sh.t that no one bothers to watch.
> Telstra is also the largest Australian-owned music download site.
Because anyone with a clue uses foreign sites, fuckwit.
> "We regularly have online or mobile exclusives...
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.
> We have another web TV channel broadcasting music videos 24/7.
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.
> And we produce and broadcast a series of weekly live concerts featuring Australia's best known musicians," Milne said.
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.
> BigPond also claims to run Australia's largest online gaming community.
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.
> "We have more than 1,000 games.
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.
> We operate a shop where users can buy, rent and download games.
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.
> And we publish GameArena, a site that rates and reviews games," according to Milne.
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.
> He then went on to talk about Sensis
Which just happens to be a complete steaming turd. Very incomplete actually.
> and Foxtel
Nothing to do with bigpong, fuckwit.
> and concluded "When you put together all the content on BigPond, the content on Sensis and the content on Foxtel,
> Telstra probably publishes and broadcasts more content than any media company in Australia...
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.
> [and] by the start of 2008 the amount of time Australians are spending online surpassed the time they spent watching
> television," (according to AC Nielsen)
Bare faced lie.
> So, Telstra has a powerful position in delivering to every one of the three screens - PC, mobile, television
Well whoopy f.cking do. You'll have to pardon us if we dont actually cream our jeans.
> - and there is now considerable convergence between these separate information and entertainment channels.
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> As Milne put it:
Wanked it, actually...
> "Telstra commands perhaps half of the online and mobile market...
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> [and] the distinction between PC and television audiences is disappearing...
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> PCs are shifting from home offices into public places like kitchens and family rooms...
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> Technology now allows users to transmit PC content direct to their TV,
You quite sure you aint one of those rocket scientist fuckwit w.nkers ?
> suddenly it no longer makes sense to treat TV audiences much differently from PC audiences."
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> Now, he said, "Telstra is integrating content, platforms and devices so that any content will be accessible on any
> platform and over any device
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> - so the consumer has a single sign-on, uses consistent interfaces,
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> receives a single bill and can be serviced with a single call."
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> Telstra, Milne said had interviewed 900,000 Australians
Bare faced lie.
> and segmented the population on the basis of their preferences.
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> "That means we can anticipate our customers' needs.
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.
> It means we can differentiate our products, services and prices for market segments."
Only in your pathetic little pig ignorant drug crazed fantasyland.