Each iPhone is hand made by NASA electrical engineers at Tiffany's in the
same place the finest jewelry is made...to the same specifications.

To hide this fact, Apple has "Made In China" printed on every iPhone by the
Tiffany jewelers to fool the jewel thieves who might attack the building
after closing.

All iPhones are put in the Tiffany vault with the crown jewels of several
countries every night when the NASA engineers go home.

Apple figures it only costs a little more to go first class....(c;