I drank a six pack of beer this afternoon and feeling a bit cheerful. I
decided to walk to the corner store for some more beer and on my way I was
sining the theme song to happy days  and in front of some persons house I
saw a red ball that I figured that some kid left laying around so, I trying
to syncronize the part of the song "Happy Days" while at the same time
kicking the ball and watching it majestically float out of sight.  It seemed
like a good idea until I felt a bone shattering pain in my foot  and found
out that some little punk left a bowling ball in their yard. Its a street
not a bowling ally, now I will without a doubt be a gimp for the rest of
life and if I find out who is leaving bowling balls laying around I am going
to report them to the leauge manager and get them barred from the bowling
ally. lets see how they like that