After seeing the goup alt.binaries.sounds.cellphone.ringtones posted
here I figured I would upload one of my favorites. It's the George
from Seinfeld answering machine message. You can find it at the group
I just mentioned above.

I converted it to mp3 but it is long as to play the entire message.
You can d/l it and change it anyway you like.

When my phone rings people crack up.