Since Cingular sucks so much, it has decided to offer a FREE vacuum
cleaner to all customers to make up for lousy service and rude
Customer Service Reps.

"We at Cingular are aware that we suck, and are sorry for the
inconvenience this causes our customers. Look on the bright side,
though. We suck so much, our vacuum cleaners are THE BEST."

This has been verified by several customers - Cingular produces
superior vacuum cleaners, and is rumored to be considering leaving the
wireless market behind and launching a new home appliance business.

"I think it would be prudent to diversify," said the Cingular CEO,
"given our relative strengths in one area, sucking, and our weaknesses
in another area, cell phone service."

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