I'm a slave of my cellphone !!!

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Arnie N. Techball - 15 Dec 2005 05:57 GMT

Help! My cellhone is treating me like a slave. It's ringing an I have
to obey. It's my master. I'm totally dependant.

What can I do to cure this addiction ?

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DecaturTxCowboy - 15 Dec 2005 06:09 GMT

> Help! My cellhone is treating me like a slave. It's ringing an I have
> to obey. It's my master. I'm totally dependant.
>
> What can I do to cure this addiction ?

Subscribe to T-mobile and it will only ring half the time...maybe.

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Sharkman@comcast.net - 15 Dec 2005 11:14 GMT

Now THATS funny!

>> Help! My cellhone is treating me like a slave. It's ringing an I have
>> to obey. It's my master. I'm totally dependant.
>>
>> What can I do to cure this addiction ?
>
> Subscribe to T-mobile and it will only ring half the time...maybe.

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Dan - 15 Dec 2005 23:13 GMT

But at least we don't pay out our rear! hehe

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whack-a-troll@UseNet.ORG - 15 Dec 2005 13:34 GMT

>Help! My cellhone is treating me like a slave. It's ringing an I have
>to obey. It's my master. I'm totally dependant.
>
>What can I do to cure this addiction ?

Please consider NOT RESPONDING to this attempted thread. If you must, then
remove his tracking newsgroup and trophy case, is.vedur, from
the NEWSGROUPS line (or whatever it takes with _your_ newsreader to prevent
crossposting).

Every month or so, using a fictitious name, this troll floods 5000
newsgroups (all cross-posted to one or more low-traffic but unrelated
"scorecard" newsgroups) with superficially relevant comments. The
purpose is to disrupt with off-topic crosspostings. Browse the
is.vedur newsgroup, his current score card, for the
"big picture" on the person you are replying to.

>this group is for megalomaniac trolls and spambots only who like
>to terrorize the usenet.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>Atheists, heretics and witches are not allowed to post here and will
>be burned at the stake!

He is known as the "anagram troll" because his fictitious names are often
discovered to be anagrams:

Arnie N. Techball -----> Hannibal Lecter
Nathaniel Clerb -----> Hannibal Lecter
Allan Niceberth -----> Hannibal Lecter
Eliot Coweye -----> Wilee Coyote
Gerry Lintonice -----> Nitroglycerine
Tristan Beeline -----> Albert Einstein
Winnie Oakbob -----> Obi-wan Kenobi
Paul Eisner -----> Super Alien
Tom-Alex Soorhull -----> Homosexual Troll
Lester T. Linpord -----> President Troll
Karl Reitlos -----> Kaiser Troll
Rick Stoll -----> Sick Troll
Karl-Hugo Weesberg -----> George Walker Bush
Hans-Marc Olsen -----> Charles Manson
Eric Coldo -----> Crocodile
G.K. Konnig -----> King Kong
Brian Raab -----> Barbarian
Pablo Rena -----> Anal Probe
Patrick Kain -----> Captain Kirk
Alberto Panno-Peano -----> Napoleon Bonaparte
Ted Harvard -----> Darth Vader
Faith Dorell -----> Adolf Hitler
Leah Lidtorf -----> Adolf Hitler
Ralf Dieholt -----> Adolf Hitler
Blaine Adamson -----> Osama Bin-Laden
Adam Ben Nalois -----> Osama Bin-Laden
Shane D. Maudiss -----> Sadam Hussein
Keith J. Crapper -----> Jack The Ripper
Stan J. Lefosi -----> Josef Stalin
Evan-Josh Roose -----> Jason Voorhees
Bruno Beam -----> Unabomber
Dan Simper -----> Spiderman

Other aliases he has used:

Charles Immey
Harlan Osier

>I'm the evil anagram troll and I like to create persons with names
>which are anagrams of something stupid.
>
>This would be a good idea for a screenplay, because people can try to
>find out the anagrams ...

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>Yes, without trolls, the usenet would implode, causing a black hole
>that would suck in the whole universe !!!
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
>trollito ergo sum - I troll, so I am !

Like all trolls, he means to annoy and disrupt. The tracking newsgroup is
the way he "keeps score" of how much damage he has caused. Don't put
yourself on display in his trophy case.

Google groups (the service the troll uses to post) has already expressed
that will not take action based on complaints about this type of behavior.

.:\:/:.
+-------------------+ .:\:\:/:/:.
| PLEASE DO NOT | :.:\:\:/:/:.:
| FEED THE TROLL | :=.' - - '.=:
| | '=(\ 9 9 /)='
| Thank you, | ( (_) )
| Management | /`-vvv-'\
+-------------------+ / \
| | @@@ / /|,,,,,|\ \
| | @@@ /_// /^\ \\_\
@x@@x@ | | |/ WW( ( ) )WW
\||||/ | | \| __\,,\ /,,/__
\||/ | | | jgs (______Y______)
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

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Aaron - 16 Dec 2005 04:27 GMT

> >Help! My cellhone is treating me like a slave. It's ringing an I have
> >to obey. It's my master. I'm totally dependant.
[quoted text clipped - 100 lines]
> \||/ | | | jgs (______Y______)
> /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\//\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

WOW someone really needs to find something else to do with their spare time.

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John Navas - 16 Dec 2005 10:59 GMT

>Help! My cellhone is treating me like a slave. It's ringing an I have
>to obey. It's my master. I'm totally dependant.
>
>What can I do to cure this addiction ?

Turn off the ringer.

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Best regards, SEE THE FAQ FOR CINGULAR WIRELESS AT
John Navas <http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cingular_Wireless_FAQ>

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John Navas - 16 Dec 2005 14:42 GMT

>>Help! My cellhone is treating me like a slave. It's ringing an I have
>>to obey. It's my master. I'm totally dependant.
>>
>>What can I do to cure this addiction ?
>
>Turn off the ringer.

Or set the option to Forward All Calls to your voicemail. You'll get a
voicemail indicator but not ringing.

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Best regards, SEE THE FAQ FOR CINGULAR WIRELESS AT
John Navas <http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Cingular_Wireless_FAQ>

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