In spite of my efforts to be removed from the VZW spam mailing lists at
the Churn and Burn Department, I still get crapware mailed to me trying
to get me back on the paypayroll, about every month or so.  Today, we've
taken a new turn and I'd like to know if CURRENT VZW customers are
getting this "voucher" in the mail from these people, or just us ol'
churners who might be talked into signing back up just to get a $15
credit by whoring ourselves out for another 2 years of contract bullshit
with Verizon Wireless??  Do we look THAT stupid?...(c;

Well, smelling a rat, ol' Larry punched a few buttons to try to find out
who campbellvzwsettlement.com is.  Lo 'n beholdin' dis wha' WHOIS says
owns it....not some class action lawfirm like Diaphram, Foam and Condom,
PA, Inc.....

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Registrant:
Verizon Trademark Services LLC (DOM-1491809)
1320 North Court House Road
Arlington VA 22201
US

   Domain Name: campbellvzwsettlement.com

Registrar Name: Markmonitor.com
Registrar Whois: whois.markmonitor.com
Registrar Homepage: http://www.markmonitor.com

   Administrative Contact:
Domain Administrator (NIC-14530206)  Verizon Trademark Services LLC
1320 North Court House Road
Arlington VA 22201
US
domainlegalcontact@verizon.com
+1.9727187621
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Verizon Communications (NIC-14214643)  DNS Manager -(AQKUABCKBO)
919 Hidden Ridge
Irving TX 75038
US
sysmgr@verizon.com
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Fax- +1.5094717731

   Created on..............: 2006-May-16.
   Expires on..............: 2007-May-16.
   Record last updated on..: 2006-Sep-15 09:35:09.

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Notice how this domain was created on May 16, 2006 just for Verizon
Communications.  Law firms have their own domains, and use them for class
action lawsuits.

Does this smell like marketing halibut, yet, to you?.....(c;

Poor VZW is just takin' it in the shorts screwing customers in the class.  
Handing out $15 credits ONLY if you agree to sign up for 1 or 2 more
years of indentured slavery.  How awful.  What a terrible punishment and
a real fuckin' to the company's brass.  I don't know how they will
survive.

Oh, there's absolutely no mention of any law firm on this paperwork,
another reason it says "scam".  Lawyers are always really proud to show
you their logos, etc., when they win something.  But, alas, it's not
here.  Looking up 800-259-3494 in any phone search engine goes nowhere.  
It's fully hidden, of course.

Is it a wonder they don't give a sh.t if they are sued?

My "voucher" says its transferrable to another sucker.  You can get mine
with an SASE and $5 bill for my trouble, netting you triple your
investment, minus postage!  Triple your money, send in mine....(c;