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Cellular Phone Forum / Providers / Verizon / November 2006WINNERS! f.ck Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote: > GOOFY AZZED BABBOON > > The winner is...CLETIS PERKINS POSTING AS MARK DUFOUR! > > 10 votes Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour > 06 votes [hanson] > 01 votes Neither of the above > > Congratulations, Compost! In honor of your notorious racism, I thought it > would be ironically appropriate to see what one of your filthy bigoted > rants would read like if delivered in the style of Snoop Dogg. Click on > the link! > > http://tinyurl.com/yengwq > > I think the gizooglized version of your schtick is a vast improvement. f.ck look you shiited up cocked dick f.ck you can not f.ck post this f.ck sh.t Cletis f.ck Perkins f.ck does not get a f.ck award that f.ck is named after f.ck niggers. f.ck how f.ck dare you mother f.ckers try to f.ck give me a nigger award! f.ck I cannot tell you how much I f.ck hate your mother f.cking goat ball sh.t for a f.ck excuse! f.ck You! I f.ck Demand you f.ck recall all your f.ck posts now and f.ck get rid of this nigger award. ?f.ck who the mother f.ck gave you the mother f.ck right to f.ck do f.ck this nigger award for Cletis. f.ck you goat knocking goblin chode dicked up sh.t for a f.ck. Do what I tell you f.ck or the Klan is going to f.ck come f.ck down there and f.ck march over your fat head you nigger lover. piece of sh.t! My f.ck girlfriend f.ck Tiffany f.ck who looks so good with such pretty dress on her and her f.ck bra and her slip f.ck is very f.ck pissed f.ck at you as well you mother f.ck slob cocksucking bitch. Eat sh.t eat my Klansman sh.t nigger bitch cockfuck. This sh.t better f.ck be off f.ck here by the f.ck time I f.ck come f.ck back f.ck tomorrow f.ck or you will see f.ck what it f.ck is like to f.ck have the f.ck KKK f.ck after you mother f.cking a.shole. f.ck I got to go f.ck my girlfriend Tiffany f.ck now, she f.ck even looks better with nothing on her. Go gizooglizelated your goblins you sh.t whore take your f.ck nigger sh.t and shove it up your a.s. Also f.ck your mom f.cks your dad! Kevin Cletis. Le 11 Nov 2006, "Kevin McClave" <kmcclavetwcny@yahoo.co.uk> a écrit : > f.ck look you shiited up cocked dick f.ck you can not f.ck post this > f.ck sh.t Cletis f.ck Perkins f.ck does not get a f.ck award that f.ck [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > f.ck Demand you f.ck recall all your f.ck posts now and f.ck get rid > of this nigger award. ?f.ck who the mother f.ck gave you the mother What do you have against blacks? f.ck, the hottest chick I ever saw was that f.cking hot bitch on the beach with a f.cking hooting swimmer’s body with boobs just big enough to be cute AND f.cking firm (her f.cking nipples were nearly popping through the f.cking spandex). You should have seen her walking around in that f.cking hot yellow one piece bathing suit* that gave her a f.cking cameltoe and going up her f.cking arsecrack like this, so you could see she wasn’t f.cking wearing any f.cking pad, her f.cking arse making "8888888888"† in the air. And she had that f.cking cute face, with those f.cking nice cheekbones framing her fuckingly nice eyes. And I’m f.cking sure that with those f.cking big lips, she could f.cking give you a hell of a f.cking great bl.wj.b, just by putting them around your f.cking pecker, and sucking it while running her f.cking tongue against the f.cking helmet. I just hope she f.cking swallows the whole f.cking mess. Jesus christ, 20 years later, she still gives me f.cking hardons‡ which can f.cking come handy when I’m stuck having coitus a f.cking average white chick. Jesus H. f.cking Christ, I guess I’ll have to jerk-off that f.cking boner now. BRB. * And by "one piece", I don’t mean the f.cking bottom of the bikini type. I mean a f.cking full-spandex job that sticks to the f.cking skin, making it f.cking hotter than a f.cking naked chick. † With apologies to the late Frédéric "San-Antonio" Dard. ‡ Yes, at that f.cking time, I had a raging f.cking boner and I was wearing a f.cking speedo and I wasn’t f.cking embarrassed the f.cking least about it.  SignatureMy NANAE hangout: http://etaoin.zapto.org — keep ".NOSPAM" to mail me. Tommorrow, you’re all going to wake-up in a brave new world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning american flags. Where tax-n-spend democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for national public radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody’s high! Whooooo! - Stephen Colbert calls it quits. > Le 11 Nov 2006, "Kevin McClave" <kmcclavetwcny@yahoo.co.uk> a écrit : > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > What do you have against niggers? f.ck for f.ck one f.ck they f.ck are f.ck the color of my sh.t, have f.ck pubic f.ck hair on there f.ck heads, f.ck they smell like sh.t, f.ck and they f.ck are stupid f.ck as can be. f.ck you want me to f.ck go on about them niggers. > f.ck, the hottest chick I ever saw was that f.cking hot bitch on the beach > with a f.cking hooting swimmer’s body with boobs just big enough to be cute [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > the air. And she had that f.cking cute face, with those f.cking nice > cheekbones framing her fuckingly nice eyes. f.ck nigger lover bitch. Your a f.ck a.s you f.ck should f.ck be ashamed to f.ck be a nigger lover. > And I’m f.cking sure that with those f.cking big lips, she could f.cking > give you a hell of a f.cking great bl.wj.b, just by putting them around > your f.cking pecker, and sucking it while running her f.cking tongue > against the f.cking helmet. I just hope she f.cking swallows the whole > f.cking mess. f.ck that nigger bitch would of f.ck bit off your f.ck gay faggot dick bitch. > Jesus christ, 20 years later, she still gives me f.cking hardons‡ which can > f.cking come handy when I’m stuck having coitus a f.cking average white [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > a f.cking speedo and I wasn’t f.cking embarrassed the f.cking least about > it. f.ck Etaion f.ck, aka Marc Dufuck f.ck is really a nigger loving fag that jacks off, f.cks his cock up an a.s then sh.ts. f.ck but we all know f.ck who you f.ck are f.ck for f.ck real GEOFF BROZNY!!! f.ck Geoff Brozny f.ck you got to f.ck cut f.ck out using thse f.ck gay aliases f.ck we all know the f.ck truth about you piece of sh.t spamming f.ck Get the f.ck out of here you a.s, this is a KKK only newsgroup! f.ck you piece of nigger loving sh.t I bet you f.ck think f.ck you are the f.ck man, f.ck associafuck with niggers and sh.t f.ck while you f.ck dream of f.ck f.ck niggers f.ck I be f.ck real f.ck white hot KKK blonde's f.ck my girlfriend Tiffany that f.ck is f.ck pretty as f.ck, and your nigger girl f.ck would feel like an f.ck ugly bitch compaired to Tiffany. Damn my bitch is f.ck hot, and f.ck all you f.ck have is f.ck your f.ck hand, and f.ck thinking about your little nigger bitch. what a piece of worthless cocked up prick sh.t f.ck you f.ck are. Cletis. Nice fr0g, KKKletis. Let's see how many more people you fr0g before you get nominated for Coward of the Month or Order of the Holey Sockpuppet. > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > f.ck sh.t Cletis f.ck Perkins f.ck does not get a f.ck award that f.ck > is named after f.ck <SLAP!> Well, KKKletis, you just disproved my suspicions about your schtick being just UPA gone wrong by not typing YHBT. I was right to second your nomination after all! Oh, and thanks for the acceptance speech. It certainly didn't disappoint; you even included a death threat. However, I still think the gizooglized version is an improvement. Here it is. f.ck look you shiited up cocked dick fiznuck you can not F-to-tha-izzuck pizzle this f.ck sh.t cletis fizzle perkins f.ck doesnt git a fiznuck award tizzle f.ck is named cracka fizzle hustla . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. fizzy how f.ck dare you motha playa try to f.ck give me a playa award! F-to-tha-izzuck i cannot tizzay you how mizzuch i f.ck hate yo motherfucka f.ck'n goat ball sh.t fo` a fizzy excuse yaba daba dizzle! fizzy you hittin that booty! i f.ck demand you f.ck recall all yo fizzy posts now n f.ck git rid of this nigga award. ?-F-to-tha- izzuck who tha motha fizzy gave you tha cracka f.ck right ta fizzay do f.ck this nigga award fo` cletis . You gotta check dis sh.t out yo. Fizzle you goat knock'n goblin chode dicked up shiznit fo` a fiznuck. do W-H-to-tha-izzat i T-to-tha-izzell you f.ck or tha klan is gonna fizzle come fiznuck dizzle there n fizzy killa yo thick heezee you motherfucka motherfucka keep'n it real yo. piece of shizzit paper'd up! mah fiznuck girlfriend f.ck tiffany f.ck who looks so good wit sizzay pretty dress on her and ha fiznuck bra n her sliznip f.ck is vizzle F-to-tha-izzuck pissed F-to-tha-izzuck at you as well you killa fizzay slob steppin' bizzay. eat shiznit eat mah klansman sh.t nigga beyotch cockfuck . Its just anotha homocide. this sh.t betta fizzuck be off f.ck hizzle by the f.ck tizzle i F-to-tha-izzuck come fizzay back fiznuck tomorrow fizzy or you wizzay see f.ck what it f.ck is like ta f.ck have tha f.ck kkk fizzuck afta you mother f.ck'n a.shole. f.ck i gots ta go fizzle mah breezee tiffany fizzle now, she f.ck even looks wanna be gangsta wit nuttin' on killa. Go gizooglizelated yo goblins you S-H-to-tha-izzit whore takes yo F-to- tha-izzuck nigga sh.t n shove it up yo a.s thats off tha hook yo. Also f.ck yo mom f.cks yo dad! http://www.gizoogle.com/index.php?translate=false Oh, yes, that's an improvement! BTW, next time I'm going to run your screed through Altavista Babelfish, once into a language of my choosing and then back into English. That should be most amusing! SignatureNominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks - http://www.netcabal.com/auk Pinku-Sensei <pinku-sensei@netcabal.com>, the disadvantaged cowherd, mumbled: >> f.ck look you shiited up cocked dick f.ck you can not f.ck post this >> f.ck sh.t Cletis f.ck Perkins f.ck does not get a f.ck award that >> f.ck is named after f.ck <SLAP!> Edited... > f.cking BEAT OFF f.ck LOOK YOU SHIITED UP COCKED f.cking HICK GIRL > SCOUT BARE-a.s DICK FIZNUCK YOU CAN NOT F-TO-THA-IZZUCK f.cking [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > GANGSTA WIT NUTTIN' ON f.cking DUMBASS BROWN EYE MINER BOAR-PIG KILLA. > c.nt FART c.nt SLUT CUM SLINGER CUM > f.cking WOP GO GIZOOGLIZELATED YO GOBLINS YOU S-H-TO-THA-IZZIT f.cking > BUM PLUMBER APPENDIX DIPSTICK f.ck ME KNOB MERRY-LEGS WHORE TAKES YO > F-TO- THA-IZZUCK NIGGA f.cking HOSE BAG ASS-HOLE sh.t N SHOVE IT UP YO > f.cking JACKSHIT a.s THATS OFF THA HOOK YO. f.cking ANAL RAMPOONER > ALSO f.ck YO MOM f.cks YO f.cking BITCHEN ARSE-PISS DAD! GONADS CUM > c.nt RIFLE FELCHER PIMP BITE ANAL LESBIAN PUSSY Signaturealt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: September 2005 and April 2006 "K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour, but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion Thou serge. You put sharp weapons in a madman's hands. > Pinku-Sensei <pinku-sensei@netcabal.com>, the disadvantaged cowherd, > mumbled: [quoted text clipped - 69 lines] > > Thou serge. You put sharp weapons in a madman's hands. f.ck you nigger kook man. f.ck Cletis. Cletis KKK Perkins <kmcclavetwcny@yahoo.co.uk>, the employee whose job it is to prepare the body for burial, dispensed: >> Pinku-Sensei <pinku-sensei@netcabal.com>, the disadvantaged cowherd, >> mumbled: [quoted text clipped - 60 lines] >>> ANAL RAMPOONER ALSO f.ck YO MOM f.cks YO f.cking BITCHEN ARSE-PISS >>> DAD! GONADS CUM c.nt RIFLE FELCHER PIMP BITE ANAL LESBIAN PUSSY > f.ck you nigger kook man. f.ck BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! You write your tripe manually, eh. Signaturealt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: September 2005 and April 2006 "K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour, but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion Thou juno. I have seen drunkards do more than this in sport. > Nice fr0g, KKKletis. Let's see how many more people you fr0g before you > get nominated for Coward of the Month or Order of the Holey Sockpuppet. [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > being just UPA gone wrong by not typing YHBT. I was right to second > your nomination after all! f.ck you shithead f.ck nomination for f.ck a nigger award f.ck me in the KKK! f.ck what kind of sh.t is this sh.t. f.ck I wanted that f.cked urinal f.ck award f.ck a few f.ck month ago f.ck not this nigger sh.t award you pricked up little hobang f.ck > Oh, and thanks for the acceptance speech. It certainly didn't > disappoint; you even included a death threat. However, I still think > the gizooglized version is an improvement. Here it is. f.ck you, this is not a f.ck acceptance speech you f.ck it is a f.ck demand f.ck to get this sh.t off of here it is a f.ck lie and I am NOT a f.ck kook f.ck you sh.t and I am no f.ck nigger f.ck lover KKK is where I f.ck work and live and f.ck have dedicated my f.ck life f.ck not like niggers like you shitbang mother f.cking cock. f.ck no death threat unless you are a f.ck nigger. f.ck perhaps you want me to f.ck post all the f.ck names f.ck we have f.ck hung f.ck 44,592 niggers for there crimes so f.ck far this f.ck year. f.ck we are f.ck going to f.ck fall short of f.ck this years f.ck goal of f.ck 50,000 dead niggers f.ck all hung by the KKK f.ck This f.ck goal will f.ck fall short because f.ck we are f.ck having f.ck transfucking niggers from our f.ck Alabama and Mississippi facilities f.ck at the f.ck moment, and f.ck we were not able to hang any niggers for 2 weeks f.ck because f.ck some niggers that were f.ck doing f.ck construction f.ck work did a sh.t job, and f.ck the f.ck collapsed f.ck and all 6732 niggers f.ck we had were f.ck killed before they f.ck could be hung so get the f.ck off of here you bitch. > f.ck look you shiited up cocked dick fiznuck you can not F-to-tha-izzuck > pizzle this f.ck sh.t cletis fizzle perkins f.ck doesnt git a fiznuck [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > Oh, yes, that's an improvement!s f.ck you and your f.ck nigger sh.t you use. f.ck your nigger utilities f.ck to hell nigger loving shitwad c.nt. > BTW, next time I'm going to run your screed through Altavista Babelfish, > once into a language of my choosing and then back into English. That > should be most amusing! f.ck my sh.t is copyrighted material nigger, f.ck you will do no such thing f.ck ok? f.ck Cletis. > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > > Kevin Cletis. The above acceptance speech for the Goofy-Azzed Babboon award is hereby APPORVEDEST! Signature________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! Demon Prince of Absurdity "And no, I did not have sex with my son. But if I did I certainly wouldn't tell you. Something so beautiful and precious should be kept private." -- Kathy L. Mosesian, or possibly not really her, confesses she may be a liar and committer of incest with her own son, in MID: <cfcd3f4660694e3afeaadaa2723e9ab1@msgid.frell.theremailer.net> The reporter asked Colin Powell (or George Bush), "What proof do you have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" He replied, "We kept the receipts." -- Bill Hicks "They thought I was fair game. I was an instrument of purpose to achieve their desires and not 100 percent real and ALSO that they had me by the short curlies because I thought that the world revolved around them and therefore I think that I am fair game and rightly so. If they want to play dirty, I get to too. It's not a one-way street. I will use the physcial strength that I have over them, my superior 5'7-3/4" height advantage, the boxing moves I paid to learn, the suprise of pussyfooting up to them with their back to me in a public place 18 1/2 years after the fact and thus not only do will they not know that I am but a pica's distance away from them, but that I even exist on earth." -- Chris Tsao is secretly John Wentzky's psychic twin. MID: <1161246083.152300.195760@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com> Looney Maroon nominee for August 2006 Johnny D Wentzky foamed: "You never asked someone who goes into areas of the internet that are only for adults who has an underage id somehow or another if they are a cop posing as an underage person online? I guess lots of people just don't watch dateline or read stories much. Why don;t you go to pervertedjustice,com and see what they do. They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they lied to membners of the public. They are awash in their self-proclaimed glory after they posed as an underage person and agreed to do all sorts of sex acts wioth adult males, and they are adults posing as teenager themselves. They make themsleves into liars by falsely impersonating underage persons and by not fuilfilling the words they tell the victims online in their chats. Why don't you read it where they tell these victims of their deceit about how they have been with grown men and such? Why don't you read it where they say, "That would be cool." after someone makes an advance towards an adult who is posing as a teenager? And, where they agree to meet the person, etc. Lost control, didn't you? Is that why you feel as if you need to lie so much now? I see where lots of these false impersonation games are not sticking. They feel as if they can lie and then order the victims to get counseling in the gayblade, governmental, pro-choice tax leech counseling centers. They are doing nothing more than usury and fraud in many cases." -- Wentzky almost comes out of the closet as a pedo/ephebophile in MID: <H%%Eg.28916$Uq1.22411@bignews6.bellsouth.net> |
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